It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's...The Virgin?

I'm always amused by the people who find visions of Elvis in their grilled cheese sandwiches or Jesus in the side of a mountain.

Look closely at the above. The turd-like shape is actually chocolate drippings a worker found while cleaning up in the back room of a chocolatier that she swears is The Virgin Mary. Maybe it's the massive hangover from last night's festivities, but...OK, I can see the resemblance. Then again, it's a fucking piece of chocolate. Should The Virgin wish to appear, don't you think she'd find some better way to announce herself than a hardened piece of spillage?

The workers at Bodega Chocolates, however, are convinced they've been touched by God.

Cnn reports: "Since the discovery of the drippings under a vat on Monday, employees of Bodega Chocolates have spent much of their time hovering over the tiny figure, praying and placing rose petals and candles around it."

Z's thinking they've just been touched by a severe sense of delusion.