Consider Yourself Warned

At approximately 5:30pm today, all US Starbucks stores will close for three hours for employee training.

According to a spokeswhore, the training "would foster enthusiasm in its 135,000 U.S. employees and improve the quality of drinks made by Starbucks baristas."

Not one to shy away from a great opportunity, Dunkin' Donuts, "to ensure that no coffee lover is denied a delicious espresso-based beverage," will be offering lattes, espressos and cappuccinos for a buck.

Drink up!