The F Train Follies

You've probably heard about the Hispsters' gripes about the L Train lately. It seems that for 6 straight months there's construction planned on the line and our mullet/fullet wearing friends can't get around...A few of the better conversations overheard regarding their dilemma lately...

Guy #1: We goin' uptown or downtown?
Guy #2: Nigga, we goin' sideways.
--L train

Girl: I went to Boston this weekend. Mostly just to avoid the L train.
--Williamsburg

Guy: I can't believe I was cockblocked by the L train.
--Union Square

PS - Here's your update for this weekend's construction:
Rockaway Pkwy-bound trains skip Sutter Av All times, 12:01 AM Sat, Feb 4 to 5 AM Mon, Mar 27

No trains between Broadway Junction and 8 AvWeekend, 12:01 AM Sat to 5 Am Mon, Jan 28 - 30

Shuttle buses replace trains between Rockaway Pkwy and Broadway JunctionWeekend, 12:01 AM Sat to 5 AM Mon, Feb 4 - 6