You Will Be My Father Figure?

George Michael, of a tight pair of jeans/Wham!/engaging in a lewd act in a public bathroom fame, was picked up in London for drug possession.

'"We were called by a member of the public to a man seen slumped over the steering wheel of a car," the statement said. "He was arrested on suspicion of possession of controlled substances."
He was bailed to return to a police station in late March pending a police investigation. '

Under British law, George could face up to two years of jailtime for possession. Let's hope it doesn't come to that. Hell, Kate Moss had to leave the country when she got busted...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/27/george.slumped.reut/index.html