You've Gotta Be Kidding Me

Let me preface by saying I own a cat - Venus. Ms V is a lovable and plump ball of furry fun. She spends her days lounging on one piece of furniture or another, sunning herself in the kitchen or keeping watch over the neighborhood from her windowsill in the living room. Occasionally she'll squawk at any pigeons that mock her from the safety of the fire escape on the other side of the glass. Other than eating me out of house and home, she's never been a problem. In fact, sometimes I wish I could have her lazy life.

Based on my years with Ms V, I found the below to be beyond hilarious and am now in dire need of seeing footage of the hellcat in action. Seriously, a protection order...Against a CAT???

(PS - the above pic is NOT Venus)
CT ResidentsTerrorized by Crazy Cat

Fairfield, CT (1010 WINS) -- Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis.

Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

``He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw,'' Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. ``They are formidable weapons.''

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.
Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him.

It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.

In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.

Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, charging her with failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment.