And The Streets Are A Bit Safer...

...because they've, once again, locked up Naomi Campbell. The AP reports that Ms Thang pulled a fatal attraction when arriving outside an ex-boyfriend's house in the wee hours on July 10th. She claimed he had some of her belongings and went apeshit awaiting their return.

Unfortunately, Naomi was only locked up for a few hours, but assistants and maids everywhere breathed a sigh of relief in those magical moments I'm sure.

In further Naomi news, you heard about her smackdown with the chef on the yacht, right?