Z. Madison

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7.18.2006

This Slut Went To High School With My Little Brother

And she's giving my hometown a bad name. In case you've not heard, Long Island has a new Amy Fisher, but this 19 year old wasn't sleeping around with a tubby mechanic. She was having her way with Christie Brinkley's pediphilec hubby. Gawker's got the full scoop. I've a call in to the Lil' Z to see what Diana Bianchi was really like in high school.

UPDATE: Lil' Z informed me that Ms Thang was quite the little gold digger on the SHS dating scene. Apparently, she'd also carved a few notches on her headboard, various dashboards, whatevs. He also remembers her showing off the Nissan in question in the school's student lot. Lil' Z reports that frankly, no one's too surprised by the unraveling of events.

Lil' Z's girlfriend had this to add: "She has actually been trying to get into the music biz but she isn't exactly amazing or anything. She is a completely niave kind of girl overall. Always the flirty-acts-stupid-to-look-cute girl. You know - easy . Being that Southampton is so small, her little adventures with Peter Cook have almost advertised her and I think, if anything, she will benefit from it all. Lawsuits (multimillions) which I think is BS because her actions in my mind are classified as prostitution: sex for money, cars, gifts! Lets face it, Peter Cook is a pimp!"

3 Comments:

At 4:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All you blogger people really need to get a life.

 
At 4:14 PM, Blogger heatheradair said...

Why, when this stuff is so much more salacious?

Z - CRAZY interesting take on the lil lolita...it'll be interesting to see if she gets the typical 15 minutes or if being famous for getting caught lasts her long enough to snag a really bad record deal or a gig in Vegas...

 
At 4:20 PM, Blogger Z. Madison said...

Anon - If you don't like it, don't read it!

Heather - It will be interesting. The latest update is that a girl I actually went to high school with who was a wannabe pop star - and now poses for playboy - was also with him when SHE was 19. Apparently, this is nothing new for him. He just likes them young, naive and trying to break into the music scene.

 

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