This Slut Went To High School With My Little Brother

And she's giving my hometown a bad name. In case you've not heard, Long Island has a new Amy Fisher, but this 19 year old wasn't sleeping around with a tubby mechanic. She was having her way with Christie Brinkley's pediphilec hubby. Gawker's got the full scoop. I've a call in to the Lil' Z to see what Diana Bianchi was really like in high school.

UPDATE: Lil' Z informed me that Ms Thang was quite the little gold digger on the SHS dating scene. Apparently, she'd also carved a few notches on her headboard, various dashboards, whatevs. He also remembers her showing off the Nissan in question in the school's student lot. Lil' Z reports that frankly, no one's too surprised by the unraveling of events.

Lil' Z's girlfriend had this to add: "She has actually been trying to get into the music biz but she isn't exactly amazing or anything. She is a completely niave kind of girl overall. Always the flirty-acts-stupid-to-look-cute girl. You know - easy . Being that Southampton is so small, her little adventures with Peter Cook have almost advertised her and I think, if anything, she will benefit from it all. Lawsuits (multimillions) which I think is BS because her actions in my mind are classified as prostitution: sex for money, cars, gifts! Lets face it, Peter Cook is a pimp!"