Z. Madison

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2.06.2007

I'm Obsessed With This Train Wreck

You just know this is going to be a movie of the week. It's Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan and Amy Fisher/Joey Buttafuco all rolled up into one. And, they're all astronauts!!!

"...Police, who located Nowak at a bus stop. They also found a wig and a plastic bag containing a carbon dioxide-powered BB pistol in a nearby trash can, the report said. Inside a bag Nowak was carrying, the officer found a tan trench coat, a new steel mallet, a new folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 3 to 4 feet of rubber tubing, several large plastic garbage bags and about $600 in cash.

Inside the car, police found an a half dozen latex gloves, MapQuest directions from Houston to Orlando International Airport, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, diapers Nowak said she wore to reduce stops along the highway and a letter indicating how much she loved Oefelein..."

This will be fun to watch unfold. I'll never look at astronauts in the same revered way again...

4 Comments:

At 10:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the first time I can honestly say I have an interest in your blog. I think this is hysterical. This women is FU^%$#@ nutz. I believe it was the Daily News front cover that read “Dark Side of the Loon” Great stuff. This is definitely an A&E special

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger Z. Madison said...

anon 10:10 - you manage to insult and compliment me in the same post. er, thanks...but yes, this will be tabloid and legit news fodder for some time to come, i'm sure. and, i'm loving it.

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger dmbmeg said...

actually, why the need for the depends anyways? WHo goes to the bathroom that much when they are on the run? I mean, just stop drinking so much.

 
At 11:41 PM, Blogger Paul said...

I'm interested in your blog even without astronauts in diapers. But astronauts in diapers don't hurt.

 

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