I'm Obsessed With This Train Wreck

You just know this is going to be a movie of the week. It's Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan and Amy Fisher/Joey Buttafuco all rolled up into one. And, they're all astronauts!!!

"...Police, who located Nowak at a bus stop. They also found a wig and a plastic bag containing a carbon dioxide-powered BB pistol in a nearby trash can, the report said. Inside a bag Nowak was carrying, the officer found a tan trench coat, a new steel mallet, a new folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 3 to 4 feet of rubber tubing, several large plastic garbage bags and about $600 in cash.

Inside the car, police found an a half dozen latex gloves, MapQuest directions from Houston to Orlando International Airport, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, diapers Nowak said she wore to reduce stops along the highway and a letter indicating how much she loved Oefelein..."

This will be fun to watch unfold. I'll never look at astronauts in the same revered way again...