Wedwatch 2007: Animal Luvin'

Mr. Alifi of Sudan was woken by a strange loud noise the eve before Valentine's Day. He ran outside to discover its source only to find Mr. Tombe getting some loving from Alifi's goat.

The Juba Post reports Alifi as saying: "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Naturally! What else should you do upon discovering some dude boinking your livestock?

Alifi then consulted The Elders who advised he not bring the man to police but to instead settle the situation in a most practical manner. They gave Tombe the animal and charged him a dowry "because he used it as his wife."

"As far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Justice served and apparently everyone's a winner. Except maybe the goat...

Source: BBC