This Has To Be The Most Absurd Ad I've Ever Seen

Flipping through a recent issue of Yachting Magazine to check on the positioning of one of my brands' ads, I came across this gem:

Seriously, there is so much that's WRONG with this ad, it's hard to figure out just where to begin. My favorite part? Nope, not the fact that this woman is doing a swan dive off of the back of the yacht. It's not even that she's barefoot and donning designer duds that would likely set me back a paycheck.

It's the tagline that gets me in the funny bone:

I want whatever this creative team was smoking.