Those Geeky Bastards!

Recently, Z shared with you how the planned gathering of geeks in Prague would ascertain Pluto's fate as a planet.

Well, they gave the little guy the big kiss-off. Pluto has been stripped of its planetary status!

Apparently the little guy has always been controversial. Since being named a planet back in the 1930s it's been dogged by furious geeks screaming illegitimacy. But how can I be expected to unlearn Pluto as a planet? That's like telling me Staten Island is no longer a part of New York City.

Z says to hell with the geeks. Pluto, baby, you'll always be a planet to me.