The F Train Follies

This exchange was recently overheard on the Q line...Priceless.

The train has been sitting with its doors open.

Conductor: PA system test.

A dude leans out the door and yells to the conductor.

Dude: It's working, now can we get a fucking move on?

Conductor: Everyone, it's going to be a few more minutes while that guy thinks about what he's said.

--Q train