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4.01.2006

Funnies From Grandpop

My octogenarian grandfather has embraced the internet and began forwarding me email chains about a year ago. While some are politically bent (he's as die hard Dem as they come), many are just good old clean fun.

Here's a couple of gems he sent that I'll dub "From the mouths of babes":

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

...

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother'sname?"

One child answered, "Mary."

The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus ' father's name was?"

A little kid said, "Verge."

Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"

The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''

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