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Definitely Not To Be Found Between Chubby Hubby And Cherry Garcia In Your Grocer's Freezer

Sunni Sky's, a little ice cream shop in North Carolina, has debuted a new flavor called Cold Sweat. Before you can sample the goods, dear readers, you must sign a waiver because this is no ordinary creamy cold treat.

Cold Sweat is made with a blend of Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce and Blair's Megadeath Hot Sauce, along with a secret ingredient. Chile peppers, habaneros and Thai chiles are then stirred in. It's so spicy that just touching it makes your fingers feel hot.

Yep, you read that right. Nasty right? But you just know that a few testosterone laden lads will line up to egg each other on to try the stuff.

Among the first daredevils to taste the delight was 22 year old Justin Smith. The AP wire reported that he vomited after one spoonful.


At 7:29 PM, Blogger T. said...

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At 7:31 PM, Blogger T. said...

That ice cream flavor is going to be a source of misery for many a frat pledge.

At 7:38 PM, Blogger Z. Madison said...

T, you couldn't be more right! Thank god it wasn't available when I was a plebe. Even the thought of pumpkin ice cream sends a shiver down my spine even today...

xoxo -Z


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