Reason Why I Am A Yankee Fan #4,295

...GeorgieBoy would never put up with this.

The Above is sadly, Barry Bonds.

Yes, it was for little kids doing an American Idolesque contest. Yes, it was an attempt to be funny. But seriously - having your star player dress in a bad drag version of Paula Abdul?

Hell would hath frozen over and Georgie Boy would sooner sell Jeter to Boston for a seat at next year's Hasty Pudding Theatricals before this would go down in The Bronx.