Z. Madison

For when you're relaxing at home or killing company time - Z. Madison's here for you.


I Have A New Love

He's big, black and weighs a mere 5.5 ounces. His potential is as of yet untapped, but I'm sure he'll provide hours and hours of entertainment. To prove this point, he's already agreed to bring me Jon Stewart as a weekday subway commute companion.

I'm in techno heaven.

In related news, my beloved RAZR and I parted ways somewhere between the Rainbow Room and my apartment Friday night. The bastards at Cingular have me under lockdown in my current contract and I had to pay the full purchase price to replace her. Fuckers. Learn from my mistake dear readers. Two words: Phone Insurance.


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