And Where Will All The Fans Without Tickets Be At 1pm Today?

Hiding in their cubes/offices or a conference room with Cable Access.

It's opening day, Yankee fans! Regrettably, Andy Pettitte has been nursing a bad back and superstar Wang is on DL until late April, which leaves Pavano to open the season this afternoon.

Pavano!

A breeze would blow by this guy last year and he'd have to go on the DL list. Hell, the last time the guy even threw from the mound was June 27, 2005, having injured his shoulder, back, buttocks, elbow and ribs. Oh, and there's that pesky late night car crash he kept from the team...

But hey, if Mussina's OK with the guy now, so am I. Go Yanks!!!