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8.08.2006

You Must Be Out Of Your Fucking Mind To Do This To Yourself

I've seen the above guy on TV before and he was featured in the Times a while back. Look closely at his tongue. Notice there's now two of them? That's because the idiot had the front half split into two to better resemble a snake.

You read that right - He wants to be a human snake. And he's not alone. This growing trend is called Body Modification, of which Cnn's just caught on to by providing this helpful definition: "Some people get horns implanted on their heads. Some install magnets in their hands, creating a 'sixth sense' for feeling magnetic fields. Others remold their ears to make them pointy."

Sounds kinda kinky until you literally bump into this couple while strolling along in Brooklyn on a lazy weekend afternoon not too long ago:

(He didn't have the beard, but...well, he's lanky and...fucking blue while she's kinda thick-waisted and...looks like a fucking cat! Z's not the type to get all second glance on people, dear readers, but even my beloved ginormous sunglasses couldn't contain the bugfest of my eyes!)

5 Comments:

At 4:32 PM, Blogger Jaime said...

I'm pretty sure the Health channel had a special featuring these guys a while back. There's also a guy who is turning himself into a tiger - he even has a way of implanting whiskers in his face. Freaking insane.

 
At 4:49 PM, Blogger Z. Madison said...

i actually recognized the blue guy from something i saw on tv, but she was something special. i think she must have lived in brooklyn because i saw her a few times.

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

my god does she have whiskers? hot!

 
At 10:50 AM, Blogger jay on the road said...

yeah ive seen these people. there is a cat guy who lives near me. hes even got liek 6 nipples and a tail and wiskers and puffy cheeks its kinda wierd but liek a car accident, just...cant...look...away!

 
At 11:14 PM, Anonymous Nim said...

Isn't the jigsaw horny guy; "The Enigma"? Formerly of Jum Rose's circus.

It's interesting how some of us dye our hair while others put lumps in their heads or tatoos on their bodies. Isn't this just a natural progression from breast augmentation, ear piercing and the temporary tatoos we all had as kids!?

 

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