You Really Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks

Keith Green's been putting it all over his hometown that he won Hell's Kitchen. He did not. He was ousted tonight and went out in the style for which I best remember him in high school.

Class(less) all the way.

Congrats, Keith. I'm sure you're a great chef. Really. And damnit, I was cheering for you. But, you had to go and disrespect the host (admittedly an asshole) and one of your co-contestants.

Thanks for keeping it real, "K Grease" style.