The NFL Says Stay The Fuck Out To Vick

When the Falcons open camp on Thursday, their starting QB won't be there. Instead, Vick will be in Virgina getting arraigned for being the grand pimp of a dog fighting ring.

Commissioner Goodell apparently couldn't wait around for the legal system to "determine the facts." Not when Vick's already fucked in the eyes of the public and PETA and the ASPCA are on the league like a wild pack of dogs (pun fully intended). Goodell has to protect the product and this means holding Vick to the same strict Personal Conduct Policy that suspended Pacman for the upcoming season and will sideline Tank Johnson and Chris Henry for 8 games each.

That said, I betcha a buck Goodell officially tosses Vick by the first preseason match-up...