Happy Fashion Week!

"Because fashion saves more lives than doctorz." - Bruno

All the cabbies who aren't on strike today are likely shuttling about all the editrixes, ano-models, celebs and photogs for the bi-annual festivities known as NY Fashion Week. Personally, I'm excited to see what Marc sends down the aisle (aside from whichever twit reality starlet from The Hills he booked as a model) and for the numerous front row Devil sitings which will crop up all over the internet.

I'm wondering though, wasn't Sasha Baron Cohen supposed to be crashing the festivities one of these seasons to do a full length movie with his Bruno character? Perhaps this is the week when it'll all go down...

The Devil Is A Punk

Have you heard all the fuss about these two idiots? The rumors started swirling that the cat toting aristocrats were playing the fashionistas for a fool. Well, the cat's out of the bag as the fashion label Trovata admitted they hired the actors to basically crash all the shows and get photographed up the wazoo throughout Fashion Week.

How did the scam last so long? The Devil had a hand in it! That's right, Anna Wintour was in on it the whole time and even air kiss-kissed the pair in public lending instant legitimacy.

Oh, you saucy minx...