Project Runway Quote Of The Night

It wasn't much of a surprise apparent horror film enthusiast Jerry was given the boot on tonight's premiere of Project Runway's fifth season. Here at Z Madison we're more concerned with the snappy one liners. While this episode gleefully peppered us with great quotes, the winner is:

"The dress underneath looks like a handiwipe gone wrong" - Michael Kors, who, incidentally, didn't look as orange as normal.

Our runner up is a toss-up between Heidi with "That was just butt ugly" (which described most of tonight's fashions) or the on-screen description of Nina's "job" (editor-at-large of Elle).

Of course we'll be keeping a close eye on the Brooklyn resident Daniel who would be a zoologist if not a designer and everyman Joe whose ability to quip could render him our quote king if these are any example:

"To fussilli or not to fussilli"

"I used pasta on the skirt and a great oven mitt for the top"