What's Bugging The Yanks?

Swarms and swarms of midges descended on Jacobs Field during the eighth inning last night in Game 2 of the ALDS, creating a new set of Joba Rules.

Rule #1: Teamwork Makes The Dream Work

Posada, ever the dependable teammate, sprays down The Sandman.

Rule #2: Be Aggressive. B-E Aggressive. B-E AGG-R-E-S-S-I-V-E.

Um, ARod? Where exactly are you spraying to make him smile like that?

Rule #3: There's No "I" In Team

But as The Captain shows, there is a feeling of woe is ME

Rule #4: Always Keep Your Cool

Proving stressful situations don't phase him, Joba gets some TLC from the Ump before walking two, hitting a batter and making two wild pitches.

I'm expecting frogs falling from a sky full of Ebbets Field raised flying pigs if after the Yanks get the fuck outta Cleveland and come home, they don't take Game 3 in The Stadium tomorrow night while The Boss is in attendance.

Crazy-ass Cat

Per the AP, a cat attacked its owner, an Idaho woman, inflicting more than 20 bite wounds.

The crazy kitty went on a rampage after seeing a neighbor at the door with another cat sending its owner to the hospital. It's not the first time the feisty feline went 'beserk.' Said owner was attacked previously and is now ready to part with the crazed cat, said a fire official who responded to the call.

Sounds like Lewis has met his match.