Is It The 15th Yet?

So far today, I've received four things of chocolate (which I somehow convinced myself back in college that I don't like to eat and will randomly hand out to the security guys downstairs) and a dying little rose bush. All from sales reps. Oh, and an extra bagel from my coffee cart man who was caught up in the holiday spirit.

What did I not receive? A reply to an innocent text sent this morning to the guy I've recently been on a few dates with wishing him a "Happy Valentine's Day." Can I pick 'em or what?

Methinks a cocktail with co-workers is in order before making the slushy schlep home. Actually, it's more like a boozy dinner followed by a front row seat at (appropriately named) Loser's Lounge.

Happy Valentine's Day

Wishing you and yours love and lots of laughs today, dear readers.

People Will Buy Damn Near Anything

Light up bras. For a mere $120, this little number can be yours.

"The lights fade up and down, back and forth, in a variety of soothing patterns."

This happens to be one of the "simple models" in the Enlighted collection. Light up panties are also available.

Valentine's Day is right around the corner lads. How about surprising your honey with one of these concoctions to let her know she really lights up your life? (sorry, couldn't help myself)